A Humorous Look at Eating and Dining: How Not to Wear Your Pasta Dish* (or How to Eat Spaghetti Without Looking Stupid) Some people cannot handle it. Maybe you're one of those folks who wears the pasta sauce after every meal. Well, you do not have to be one of those folks anymore.  Here's how to eat pasta without looking stupid: IMPORTANT NOTE: One, this will not work if you use chopsticks. Two, the tips contained here are for a plate of spaghetti, linguini or other long pasta. If you can't handle rigatoni, ziti or other short pasta, I can't help you...you're hopeless. Ask the waiter for a spoon when you get your order (that's, if you do not have one, duh). It is easier to turn the fork on the spoon if you have one, but it's no big deal if your server does not give you one. Next, put a napkin on your lap.  This will catch any unexpected droppings. Plus, if you have the habit of wiping your hands on your clothes, you can use the napkin instead. Take the fork (make sure it's yours) and take two or three noodles with the fork, but no more than four. Key is to eat pasta in small bites. Do not eat one noodle at a time, or you'll end up looking stupid (besides, you'll be eating all night at that pace). Take the spoon and point the tines of the fork on the concaved side of the spoon.  Then twirl the fork (clockwise, counterclockwise if you are a lefty) around the spoon until all the pasta wraps around your fork. If you do not have a spoon, you can just use your plate. Next, open wide. I mean, literally open wide. You'll have to take a pretty big bite for 3 strands of pasta. This is to prevent the sauce from staining the corners of your mouth. Now, this is especially true for you people with small mouths. However, do not open your mouth so wide that you look like you are getting a root canal.  That'll make you look like an amateur.  Remember, you have to look like you've done this a million times.  Especially if you've got a hot date. Use your napkin often just in case. Ask your date a question after you wipe your mouth.  This'll take his/her mind away from wondering why you're constantly wiping.  Don't use the back of your hands, your pants, your tie, your sleeves as a napkin.  That's disgusting. Finally, practice, practice, practice.  Cook spaghetti or linguini at home and practice the twirling technique without any marinara sauce.  When you've mastered the twirling, you're ready to add on the marinara.  Just remember to work-out afterward.  Pasta is full of carbs!  * The information on this site is not intended or implied to be a substitute for professional advice, diagnosis or treatment. All content, including text, graphics, images and information, contained on or available through this web site is for general information purposes and humor only. The Rotary club makes no representation and assumes no responsibility for the advice contained on this web site, and such information is subject to change without notice.	 
	 

Last March, 2011 at the Taste of Pittsford event, Mario’s, Simply Crepes, Max’s, Coal Tower, Aladdin’s, Label 7, Erie Grill at Del Monte, and more offered delicious samples of award-winning fare.

If you are a restaurant owner and would like to promote your business as well as help our community please email Grace at: gbsoong@yahoo.com

As a participating restaurant and food business you will receive:

• Inclusion in advertising related to this event.

• A full page in the Souvenir Journal: menus, a coupon to your restaurant, recipes, your location or specialty, etc.

• Signage and identification at your servicing station.

• Two 6-foot tables with white tablecloths, electricity, forks, small plates and napkins.

• The services of Nazareth College to assist with setup and breakdown requirements.

• Posters and flyers for your window or counter advertising your participation in what will again be the premier social event of the winter season in the Pittsford area.

As a participating Restaurant and/or Food Business, you will be asked to supply:

• Food and necessary condiments for not less than 450 servings. (Tickets are limited to 400 – all advance sale) and,

• All equipment necessary for service and preparation.

Aladdins: For the HEALTH of it!

Aladdin's intention is to use only the finest and freshest ingredients in the preparation of their dishes - No sulfites nor any type of preservatives are ever used in their food preparation - just the freshest meat, vegetables, and sea salt. They believe in serving delicious, all natural and healthy meals in a comfortable, casual and price friendly atmosphere. Aladdin's has a warm ambiance and prides itself as one of the healthiest restaurants in Pittsford. For great food and beautiful scenery visit them in Schoen Place on the canal or Monroe Avenue Rochester for lunch or dinner.

Aladdins Rochester - 646 Monroe Ave. - 585-442-5000
Aladdins Rochester - 280 Exchange Blvd. 585-319-3217
Aladdins Pittsford - 8 Schoen Place - 585-264-9000

Mario's

In July of 1995 "Mario's Via Abruzzi" opened for business on Monroe Avenue serving Rochester's finest Italian cuisine. There, Mario himself will tell you... "At Mario's you're not just a customer, you are my special guest." Five years later, Mario and his two sons Anthony & Danny, created a casual restaurant concept called "Bazil - A Casual Italian Kitchen". Bazil opened for business in March of 2002 and has since become another successful and popular restaurant in Rochester.

Mario's pasta sauce was also voted #1 best jarred sauce at the 2009
national fancy food exploration show in New York.

2740 Monroe Ave, Rochester, NY - (585) 271-1111


Coal Tower

Their goals at the Coal Tower are simple: to provide warm, friendly service to their customers; and to offer a broad menu which will appeal to all; use only the finest, freshest ingredients; and  to be an active member of this community.  Although places such as Pittsford, Schoen Place and the Village Coal Tower are deeply rooted in Pittsford's history, only a community and its residents can make such places truly memorable.

9 Schoen Place,  Pittsford, NY -  (585) 381-7866

Colie's Cafe

Colie's Cafe offers cafe inspired meals for dine in, take out and delivery. Previously named Camille's Sidewalk Cafe, Colie's offers a unique and laid-back setting while providing delicious food at a quicker pace. Colie's also caters events

Colie's Park Avenue: 657 Park Avenue Rochester, NY - (585) 442-4986
Colie's Pittsford: 3349 Monroe Avenue, Rochester, NY - (585) 383-5660
Colie's Eastview: 658 Eastview Mall, Victor, NY - (585) 223-7280

Lemoncello Cafe and Lounge

Lemoncello is a unique place acclaimed for its good food and friendly staff.  The restaurant also boasts of a design noted by a national architectural review magazine. Lemoncello Café will impress you and your guests. They can host a sit down dinner for up to 40 guests, a cocktail party up to 80 guests in the winter and up to 160 guests in the summer. Lemoncello Café & Lounge provides lunch, dinner, home-made desserts, drinks, a unique atmosphere and live music at a very reasonable price.

137 West Commercial Street East Rochester, NY (585) 385-8565

Label 7

Inspired by the cuisine of California's Napa Valley and the annual Mustard Festival, Label 7 has been serving excellence since 2008.

50 State Street #25 Pittsford, NY - (585) 267-7500




McArdle’s Restaurant

McArdle's is a family owned restaurant located outside the village of Fairport.  The quality, attention to detail and exceptional service makes McArdle’s a Fairport preference.  When you enter McArdle’s, the first thing you will notice are the warm interior woodwork and high backed wooden booths which provide the perfect setting for an intimate date night or family night out.

Come in for a pint of McArdle’s own Irish Ale, created for them by Custom BrewCrafters or a glass of wine or cocktail. Enjoy a meal created from the finest  ingredients prepared for you from scratch.  Choose from one of their homemade soups or a refreshing salad with homemade croutons and salad dressings.  Their beef is all Certified Angus and their breaded fish fry is hand breaded in house for the freshest, most tasty fish fry in town.   Their friendly staff is eager to welcome you home to McArdle’s Restaurant, where the difference is in the details.

1355 Fairport Road Fairport - (585) 377-5520


Max Market Cafe

Always elegant and delicious, their team of chefs carefully produce unforgettable dishes using only the finest ingredients from around the world and domestically. Their dedicated staff will work with you to achieve all your catering needs; from assisting you with a selection of cheeses for a small party, to putting together an array of enjoyable items from their shelves, or to create a special banquet for your next party or business meeting.

2949 Monroe Avenue Rochester - (585) 271-1210

Olives Pittsford

Olives Greek Taverna is a casual Greek Taverna, family-owned and operated since 1998. Their menu reflects traditional Greek items and recipes.

50 State Street, Pittsford, NY - (585) 381-3990


Rookies Sports Bar and Grill

Since 2006, Rookies Sports Bar and Grill has taken pride in offering the very best food, drink and customer service. Their excellent staff will go above and beyond to make you feel like family.  There is not a bad seat in the house! To fill your competitive spirit they have dart boards, pool table and the 2011 Golden Tee golf game.

They'd be honored and privileged to cater your next party or special event. Rookies' sponsors sports teams, hosts special events and benefits, caters birthday parties and more. Call them to talk about what you want to do with your friends and family. Rookies is the place.

Pittsford Colony Plaza 3400 Monroe Ave, Pittsford - (585) 385-7665

Sakura Home Japanese Restaurant

Sakura Home strives to serve high quality oriental food and a fine dining experience to its customers. Peter Sun, one of the owners of the restaurant, has been a successful entrepreneur in the restaurant business for almost 30 years.

At Sakura Home, both traditional style sushi and new style-sushi (an innovative Japanese style of presenting sushi) are on the menu along with hibachi, traditional Japanese cuisine and alcoholic beverages.  Sakura prides itself in being one of the first restaurants to bring this style of sushi to Rochester.

Sakura Home offers 3 private rooms to host your business or personal events, as well as catering services.

2775 Monroe Avenue, Rochester - (585) 288-8130


Simply Crêpes

At Simply Crêpes, entrées are made fresh every moment, every day from quality ingredients. The Héroux Family is committed to providing all their guests with a quality dining experience in a relaxed and cozy atmosphere. Meals are created with fresh, healthy ingredients and served by a friendly and courteous staff.

Simply Crepes Catering now brings their services and delicious foods to your home or office! Give them a call to book an event or schedule a delivery!

7 Schoen Place, Pittsford - (585) 383-8310

	 
 	Guests at the 2009 "Taste of Pittsford" event sample some of the delicious dishes served by participating restaurants.	 
	 

	 
 	Mario's via Abruzzi welcome travelers and guests at the I-590 and Monroe Avenue exit.	 
	 

	 
 	Label 7 - sophistication does not start with their meals.  It comes with dining elegance and flair.	 
	 

	 
 	Sakura chef prepares scrumptuous table-side meals with acrobatic precision.	 
	 

	 
 	Keep "A Taste of Pittsford" and other Rotary Events going.  Support our participating sponsors, restaurants, donors and wineries. Owner of Max Market Cafe, Tony Gullace, Opens Duck Soupe in Downtown Rochester At the Taste of Pittsford event, last March, 2011 Max Market Cafe offered delicious treats of award-winning dishes.  Owner, Tony Gullace, just opened his seventh restaurant, Duck Soupe, located on 350 East Main Street, Rochester.  Gullace says that Duck Soupe is their downtown breakfast and lunch venue. They wanted to do something fun and interesting. The place became available and they saw it as an opportunity to expand into a new market. For Mr. Gullace, opening another downtown restaurant was easy.  He already has Max of Eastman Place on Gibbs Street and a cafe inside the Eastman Theatre; Max Chophouse and Max Market in Brighton; Max at the Gallery at the Memorial Art Gallery; and Max at High Falls. Read more at our Taste of Pittsford Blog. Click here.